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YOUR FELLOW STUDENTS
Kids (sniff) they grow up so fast! Wasn't it yesterday that you held your mommy's finger and waddled towards your first day and howled like a banshee when mommy waved good-bye? Why are you looking at me like that? Didn't everyone else do that too? Fine, laugh! My mommy says I'm a big brave boy. Daddy too hopes this is true because I'm now in my final year of college. Now you may think I'm the cream of the crop when it comes to nut-jobs, but trust me, in my five years of college, there's never been a dearth of weirdos around me to make me feel less like a freak.



1. 'Aaj Kurt Cobain ki Punya Tithi Hai' Species:
To the untrained eye, these kind of students may look like long-haired guys who have bad-hair days throughout the week. But upon closer inspection one notices a strikingly distinct trait about them an old ragged faded black Nirvana t-shirt. It's a different story that these guys know only one Nirvana song viz. 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' (though they have no idea what the lyrics mean). They claim to be inspired by such deeply philosophical pearls of wisdom uttered by the great man himself such as 'I feel stupid and contagious'. Apparently these guys have vowed to look perpetually depressed until Courtney Love, their equivalent of the devil dies and 'goes to a lake of fire and fries!’








 
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