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TEN ESSENTIALS ON THE FIRST DAY OF COLLEGE
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1. Sweat resistant jacket -
On your first day to college, it is very likely that you will travel by train during peak hours. If that train traveling is happening in Mumbai, you can be sure you're going to get out of the train soaked in sweat. Not in your sweat. Nobody likes to go to college soaked in someone else's sweat. So I recommend wearing the SUPER SPECIAL SWEAT RESISTANT JACKET!!! Yes that's right. This very special jacket does not only make sure other people's sweat doesn't stick on to you but also in an all new never tried out before technology, the jacket has custom fitted syringes on the insides that pierce into your skin and inject drugs into your system that give you the maddening urge to beat the living hell out of anyone who's shoving his armpit into your face. So that way, you'll be sweat and armpit hair free. Yaaaaaay! |
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