IIT
FUNDAS: Findings of the JAM Poll
(conducted in IIT B, IIT M, IIT D and IT BHU)
Over the years mere mortals have formed particular notions about 'whiz kids' who inhabit the IIT campus...Who's the real lITian? Does he measure upto the stereotype existing in the minds of the junta. JAM does an extensive survey and finds out in the IIT poll. 3 out of every 4 IITians think that they are intellectual giants!
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The
Typical Get-Up
of an IITian consists of...
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| T-shirt and torn jeans covered with graffiti | 28% |
| Graffiti covered with a T-shirt & torn jeans | 7% |
| A vest and shorts (Wear only your attitude) | 32% |
| A
white shirt, black pant & rubber slippers |
30% |
| A birthday suit inside his hostel room | 40% |
| Most IITians say they study only twice a week! | |
Drugs (grass,
etc) are done by... |
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| Some of the IITians | 67% |
| Many of the IITians | 1% |
| None of the IITians | 30% |
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vExtra-currics
Activities of an IITian consist of...
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| Completing assignments | 22% |
| Sports like Cricket, football | 29% |
| Chess and cards | 3% |
| Getting stoned and listening to Floyd | 15% |
| Trekking | 3% |
| Half of the IITian junta consider CAT to be an option just in case they don’t get aid while 22% of em’ actually aim to be technocrats! | |
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| Limited to Self-reliance... (Baaye Haath Ka Khel) | 67% |
| What happens in the flora & fauna | 9% |
| Perverted orgies behind closed door | 7% |
| Something mild, now and then | 12% |
| Passionate bouts with the opposite sex.. (until uWake up from your dream) | 1% |
Sex
on the IIT campus is...
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Your
Favourite Spot on the IIT
campus is
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| Temple (IIT BHU) | |
| OAT (IIT Chennai) | |
| Chinko’s (IIT-B) |
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Brain Drain
is...
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| What happened when I studied for JEE | 11% |
| Necessary becuz there's no future in India | 18% |
| A serious problem, but so what | 27% |
| A ghisa pita topic | 42% |
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I
Started Preparing
for JEE...
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| After my FYJC | 68% |
| Before my FYJC | 22% |
| Since I heard of the letters J,E,E | 7% |
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Chalo America
is...
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| A compulsive obsession with every IITian | 29% |
| An ambition of some of the IITians | 35% |
| The birthright of every IITian | 35% |
| The birthright of every IITian | 35% |
| 3 out
of every 5 IITians are into rock music esp. Pink Floyd. The others love everything from their prof’s voice (grading time) to L Subramaniam! |
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For
the Few Girls around,
life at the IIT is...
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| Lotsa intellectual stimulation and fun... (See, I am deluded) | 27% |
| An endless struggle with the desperate male race | 55% |
| IITians want a marriage that’s based on caring and sharing and not necessarily on intellectual compatibility! | 55% |
| Momma’s boys and girls who’ll marry Momma’s and Dada’s choice | 11% |