It
is amazing how life in Bihar changes.... especially if you know that
within one year you’re going to be in middle of a CBI corruption scam....”
What happens if your dad falls in passionate lusty love with your bombshell
friend, your mother’s having an affair with her professional rival and
you fall in love with the neighbour’s son whose dad happens to be gay???
You make a movie called American Beauty and maaro some Oscar awards.
But when this happens in Indian territory, we’re there to spoof it!!!
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1.This
is my neighbourhood...this is my wife who admires men more successful
than me and wants to be PM someday... this is my daughter Misa - a typical
Bihari teenager, ignorant, boring and dull. I love milking cows and
spraying in my dhoti and basically that’s it. It’s all downhill from
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2.In an attempt to get closer to his daughter, Aloo agrees to be chief guest at a ladies kho-kho match where Misa is participating. Aloo sees Misa’s friend - Kayavati. Aloo gets totally mesmerized by Kaya’s grace and spills his ‘special’ chief guest lassi on himself in the euphoria. |
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3.Meanwhile the Yadavs have a new next door neighbour - it’s none other than Kallu yawn singh. He’s also a veteran politician and his son Mullu yawn singh has this crush on Misa. He spies on Misa from his tabela. He gets caught by her and is terribly abused, but he’s just supremely confident. Mullu finds Misa interesting and totally ignores Misa’s friend Kayavati. |
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4.Atul Bihari throws a party at Delhi where all politicians are invited. Rubbery makes Aloo cut the bushy hair coming out from his ears to spare her the embarrassment! This is the point where Aloo cracks and frustration kicks in, but for Rubbery this is the chance to meet her rival but idol politician Atul. The good part of this outing is that Laloo finds the key to youth as well as a personal hero in the form of Mullu-yawn. |
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5.Aloo decides to change. He starts working out every morning and does dand baithak and rassi kood with his fellow politicians - misras and yadavs.. Mullu has finally impressed Misa and they start milking buffaloes together while extolling the virtues of their most beautiful scene together - a piece of cowdung in close up. |
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7. Aloo finally manages to get close to Kayavati, her earthy perfume is driving him crazy, her horns are moving up and down and her tail is flapping madly??? Of course, she’s a cow dammnit. But sadly enough, he’s impotent without his Viagra and is arrested by Mullu Yawn Singh for his latest scam involving Tampons and floor cleaner (too grisly to elaborate)!!! |
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8. Now Aloo is in jail and we’ll watch out for a sequel. Part 2 : Tihari Beauty (coming soon) |
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“There is so much beauty in Bihar... I tell you it can be a major tourist attraction... It’s too much and I feel happy like a buffalo who’s about to puke... and I can’t feel anything but gratitude for every single paisa I’ve managed to siphon away in my scam filled Life...” -Concept Abhishek T, Creative Inputs Choyon M, Cartoons Sameer. |
