Farhad Khan: Hi, I am Sadhu - I am in love with Dhano and my facial hair

Hi, I am the surprise element - I surprise everyone by keeping my clothes on

I am Junglee Danga Fasaad...now you see me, now you don't.

1 In the eerie concrete jungles of Bombay, the RAF( Rapid Action for Fools) officer Shoo raj is hot on the trail of a member of the dreaded Junglee Danga Fasaad gang.	2Danga is furious to hear and kidnaps some morons (inc Dhano) partying at a Dharavi chinese stall. A worried Sadhu sells of his jockey underwear to earn some money and heads towards Asia's biggest slum. He follows the chinese stall vendor who is carrying a bagful of Hakka noodles for Danga.
3After polishing off all the khana and paying for it with the money he had saved up from selling undies (see scene 4). Sadhu and Dhano run off into a maze of Jhopadpattis and bump into assorted wildlife.	4Thankfully the RAF stage an entry and Shoo Raj barges through the junglee crowd to rescue Sadhu.
5Shoo Raj croaks, Durga grabs Dhano and makes a dash for it and Sadhu keen to prove his worth, follows.	6"And this should a lesson to you, my dear - henceworth stay clear of such junglees!