5.Saif and Preity pyar ke janjaal me dubkar ek ho jate hain.
Isn’t it amazing?
(Groan)Yes, for the 100th time, your dimples are CUTE
I meant these ultra thin Moods condoms
WHAT CONDOMS?

 

6.PREITY ZINTA has vomiting fits.. akin to the nausea you’re feeling right now


To add futher to the inanities of the movies, dud kicks our heroine out of the house.

I have decided to be a mother.. because sometimes in life you have to make sacrifices.. The movie’s lame plot, you idiot!
SUPARR MOVIE CLICHE One guy claps, then one more, then another one...the whole auditorium joins in.. public garaj uttha hai..

 

 

 

 

7.Public opinion swings against Preity Zinta as she is ostracised for having a baby. Funnily enuff the crowd gives her a rather hot reception Annual festival scene...












“For repeatedly exposing us to her dimples, kill her!!
“For her lack lustre acting, Destroy her!!”
“For her cellulite ridden thighs, disembowel her!!”
“For her Bugs Bunny smile, mutilate her!!”
“For upsetting our stomachs with her verbal diarrhoea, slaughter her!!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

8.Priya decides to marry special guest star and mongoose impersonator Biskoot. Why, Priya why won’t you marry me now? Because the public needs a happy ending.



So all’s well that ends well, If you’ve read upto here, you know what is hell!!!

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