This story is about Refuchee, who makes a living transporting camel dung to and fro between Indya (indya.com people paid our government to change the name of the country. What a publicity campaign!) and Pakistan. His dream: to win a crore on “Kaun Banega Crorepati.” Note: Daddy can easily help him in his manzil but this brat wants to do it all by himself. It also features Naraaz, a Bangladeshi hitch hiking across Indya to Pakistan (whatta loser!) Her dream: to become the wife of KBC Crorepati and get dual-citizenship ! 1.Refuchee gets fresh cargo-Naraaz and her herd have to be ferried across the border. There’s always time during the journey to fall for the cutest part of his ‘saamaan’ . He unloads them and hurries back home without setting off any nuclear defense shields, just in time for KBC. And what about our luvbirds? Worry not. As their 56 kbps vsnl connection gets established, they start singing songs through video conferencing. 2.Refuchee gets across (Indya-Pak) so frequency and with such pace, that indya.com is crazy ‘bout sponsoring his ticket to Sydney, for the Olympics... but that’ll havta wait! Right now it’s the KBC show or nothing! 3.Naraaz starts dreaming about the new home they’ll build out of the KBC prize money. She decides to save money on interior decoration by simply doing it herself! Meanwhile Ash-rough, the self-styled most eligible bachelor, stupidly believes Naraaz has the hots for him. Well, considering he cracked the KBC no on the first try, he does have a fighting chance. 4.An overdose of “Do you have it in you?” campaigns gets to Refuchee and he signs up for the BSF. Now he can make “official trip” to Pakistan and rescue Naraaz from Ashrough’s clutches. Finally, Refuchee ki kismat khulti hai - he qualifies for KBC. Next Page