5.Enter a horde of noisy Pakistani infiltrators who want the Big B to have a Pakistan special so that they make a pot of money for themselves!They wave posters of Aby Baby in a General’s uniform! (Remember Major Saab? It was a mega-hit that side of the border!) Refuchee finally swallows his pride ans sends an SOS to papa. Help! 6.Big B catches the next camel in. The big B plonks himself on a sand dune and starts asking questions - Refuchee wins hands down (You know why) and the terrorists just receive a cheque of Rs 0-aptly signed by the man behind ABCL. Never mind, at least Amitabh ka autograph mila - ghar par bachche aur ladeez khush ho jayenge. 7. Naraaz is pregnant, but still goes to a Qawwali concert to celebrate the winning of the Crore rupees with Ash-rough (who is a real goodie, coz he skipped appearing on the KBC special so that Refuchee could make the loot and marry Naraaz). 8. Naraaz gives birth to child at the mela (which is being held in No-Mans-Land at the indya-pak border so that folks from both sides can enjoy). Now they are baffled as the place is neither indya or pakistan and what will be the child’s nationality. Even the parents are from different countries. Looks like this kid is now UN property - they can sure look after one more Refugee! Back Page