1. 2.Who has died?? I am not too sure, but someone has lost a chunni 3.Granny, I have got to get a cut of Banjaran Ladki, I need proof that I look nothing like mummy I can tell u that! But d’you HAVE to wear Benetton 0-12?? 4.I am a film critic, which basically means I get paid to ogle at pretty young things What a coincidence! I used to do that too... the latter I mean. Sip your tea and let’s teleport ourselves to the past. 5.Enjoy it while it lasts. You’ll feel all of your 28 years when daddy gets you hitched and divorced in three scenes I have two plaits and I use nude makeup, don’t I look young and innocent?? 6.Will you marry me?? Shower me with flowers and scandalise my mother first.                   NEXT PAGE