Some Really Fairly Fairly tales by Chyrag Mahabel.

Hansela and Gretel
Once upon a time there lived two girls named Hansel and Gretel. Hansela was blonde and Gretel was attractive. In fact, she was so attractive that even Hansela fell in love with her, being the dumb blonde she was. Soon, Hansela and Gretel started seeing each other and fell madly in love with each other, which wasn't very difficult since women are already in love with themselves. Over time, their relationship matured… and boy did it mature! Even their step mothers who heard strange noises coming from their rooms all the time started getting friendly. Ahem!
Now Hansela and Gretel lived in Lesbiania. This was a town where no males existed. Girls would get married to girls only. They were very happy living with one another till they day they realized they couldn't create more girls like them who could like other girls like them because neither of them had a bee to offer their flower to.
So one day, Hansela and Gretel wandered into the enchanted forest in search of the witch who could give them an artificial bee to offer their flower to. They knew the bee wouldn't buzz (or sting for that matter) but it would sure be busy. So they went deep into the forest in search for the witch and just so they wouldn't get lost they kept tearing pages from feminist magazines and made a trail as they went along. But little did dumb blonde Hansela realize, the pages like their eventual interest in one another would fly away. As they went on they discovered a small hut in the middle of the forest. It was the most spectacular thing they had ever seen. The house was so feminist, Rosie O'Donnell would blush. It had a blonde wig instead of a roof, eyelashes in place of curtains and the door was shaped like a… um… never mind. The house had not been painted but there was a thick layer of foundation on the walls, followed by some rouge on the outside.
The two of them went to the house and started rubbing their faces against the wall when they heard a loud cackle. It wasn't their conscience, but the witch they were looking for. The witch told them they could have all the make-up they wanted and more inside the house so Hansela and Gretel followed the witch inside the house. But to their surprise instead of giving them the bee they were looking for, the witch locked them up inside a cage and told them things that highly interested them. She told them about the hundreds of shoes they could buy, the various ways they could lose the weight they spent so much money to put on and convinced them that they were the centre of the universe.
Hansela and Gretel were very happy with this thought and asked the witch how they could go about getting all these things. The witch told them the easiest way was to go to the neighboring town of Guy-ana and trick the males into falling for them and eventually squeeze every last penny out of them.
And so they did. In fact, every woman in Lesbiana started to hook up with docile, gullible males so they could spend their money. The witch, Hansela and Gretel, meanwhile started a magazine that told women how important they were and how worthless men were and how their money was for the women for the taking and all women lived happily ever after.
That, my friends, is how Cosmopolitan was born.

Cinderfella
Once upon a time there was a boy name Cindrol who lived with his stepmother and sisters. He was so used to being around women that he started behaving like one. He would dress up like a girl, talk like a girl, walk like a girl and even relieve himself like a girl. Upon attaining the age of 18 he went in for a change of name and told everyone to call him Cinderfella. Now although cinderfella was a boy, she had dreams of marrying another boy and not just an ordinary boy- Cinderfella wanted a rich and handsome prince as she used to read Cosmopolitan and wanted to spend lots and lots of money.
Cinderfella had a fairy godmother who had an evil plot to trick a rich prince. The godmother told the plan to Cinderfella and she was delighted. So she went to the nearest party with the hopes of getting a royal fool drunk. She bought the cheapest tharra available at gopal wines and put it in a bottle that read 'magic potion'. Now also at the party was a duke who wasn't very strong… or very able… if you know what I mean. Cinderfella spotted the duke and lured him into a room with the magic potion in her hand. She told him that if he drank the potion, he would be strong and be able… to perform. She also said she had no hesitation to give him the opportunity to perform.
The Duke was either too weak or too desperate to notice Cinderfella was a fella. So he went in for the 'magic potion' and fell right into cinderfella's trap. Having been intoxicated, the duke did things to Cinderfella, she had seen only animals do in the enchanted forest and her fairy godmother taped all of this on video. They had to go through with it fast as there was a midnight deadline to return the camera.
The next morning, they showed the duke what he had done and threatened to sell it to India TV who would show the clip 754 times every day, if he did not marry Cinderfella.
So the poor fella had no option but to marry Cinderfella even though she was fruitier than fruitella. Cinderfella got his property, the godmother got a cut and they lived happily ever after.

Little red riding dude
There once was a boy named red. Little red used to spend all his time with his mother's make-up kit in front of her mirror. He used to love putting on make-up and then his mother's clothes. This whole obsession with wanting to be a woman started after he's accidentally read a copy of Cosmopolitan. The magazine made him so gay, it made Elton john look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.
So one day, red's mother gave him a basket of goodies to take to his grandmother. He set off on his way wearing girls' clothes. But on his way he met a wicked wolf who wanted to get intimate with him as he thought Red was a girl. Red himself, had an inclination towards the wolf as he was naturally attracted to men. So the wolf and Red fell in love with each other and hatched a plan to kill his grandmother to they could live together in her house.
So the wolf went to the grandmother and ate her. As he was making his way out of the room, he saw a copy of Cosmopolitan and read it. He was taken by the magazine and decided to take to boy love. Imagine his surprise when he found out that Red was a boy. For the next several years the neighbors heard loud embarrassing noises coming out of the house and the cause of the noises is what gave Red the name 'Litlle red "riding" dude'
Oh yeah and they lived happily ever after.